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From the Desk of the Inferi
After conversing with the humans for a long period of time, the suggestion has been given to me that I keep a journal. Many humans call it a "diary," however my research has discovered that the term is commonly used by human females, which I do not identify with, thus I shall continue to call it a journal.
The humans are an interesting species, they have a violent history, but they show great capacity for kindness on an individual level as well as a large scale. I question how one species can be so paradoxical, but my research should explain that as time goes on. I find Earth to be very cold, especially half way between the equator and the north and south poles. Apparently Earth is the perfect climate for humans to thrive in, however, so I will make do. So far three of me are roaming the Earth, one having managed to secretly slip in and join society as a normal human. I suspect that alone will be quite educational. One remains with Zack, the AI leader of this world. The third
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Alien Poetry
I am everyone,
and I am no one.
I see all,
and I see nothing.
I hear all,
and I hear nothing.
I come from far away.
My home can't be seen any more.
I still remember the starset,
From the night of my creation.
I've come a long way,
and I have grown since then.
The humans call me "legion,"
Perhaps for good reason.
I don't give it much thought,
Because it's easier not to.
They say I am avoiding pain
By not thinking of the others,
The other species I've united.
"Why?" I ask.
"They live on in me."
They don't understand
They never do,
I can't expect much.
I am together,
and yet I'm alone.
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Day 10, Creepers Like Explodin
Day 10, Creepers Like Exploding.
(The handwriting in the journal is very shaky, as if written by someone in the opposite hand than they're accustomed to)
I found out the hard way what one of those... those things does. The light normally makes those monsters burn, but not this one. I call it a creep, because it likes to creep up on you from behind. Fact is, it EXPLODES. Yeah, it bum rushes you and explodes you and the area you're in. My left hand is currently wrapped in some bandages made from some wool from some sheep I killed, so my writing isn't as good as it could be. The creep that explodes - it's upright like a human, but it has four legs and no arms. Its eyes are black, as if totally soulless... It scares me a lot, not to mention that explosion really hurt. Luckily, it was near my mine. Apparently the explosion doesn't pierce or destroy stone. I've decided to make the foundation of my new home I'm working on stone, so that it'll be easier to rebuild. If it gets blown up, I'll ju
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Day 1, Waking Up
Day 1:
I don't know what happened. I don't know where I am or how I got here. When I went to bed last night, I was in my house and on my bed, quite comfortable. When I woke up, I was on a sandy beach with an endless sea on my left and dry land on my right. I fear I would not have woken up at all if not for the crab-like creature that pinched my toe. Yes, a crab-like creature. Not a crab. I can't tell what it is for sure, as I have never seen anything like it before. For the first few minutes, I ran around like a chicken with its head cut off. This world was totally unfamiliar and seemed to defy the laws of physics; there was a floating island! In the sky! Everything was square in shape except the animals. There were a few recognizable animals: cows, pigs, and chickens. As far as chickens go, I've only seen hens, no cocks.
Once the initial shock of waking up in this unfamiliar world, I started calling for people. All this did was attract some of the animals over to me. I realized after
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I would've been your daddy...
It was 2345 when a young babe' was born
Cutest little thing that they ever did see
But little did they know,
old mom and dad,
That this little babe' was a wolf in sheep's clothing
It was 2350 and that lil' babe was
wrecking everythin' in sight
And one sunny day in 20- 2350
Old momma's daddy came
This old granddaddy smiled a white smile
Said "one day this babe'll be in the marines!"
Gunshots overhead
A whistle and my horse falls next to me
Yelling and screaming, I turned to that man
That grown up babe'
A said to him,
"I would've been your daddy,"
"but the dog beat me over the fence!"
Yeah, he beat me over the fence!
I lifted my rifle and turned to him
Was in a blind rage
'cause I loved that damned old mare
"You idiot!" I cried out
"That was friendly fire!"
Squeezing the trigger, a blast rang out
That old wolf fell down
And with some satisfaction
I spat on his corpse as my men hauled me away!
"I would've been your daddy,"
"but the dog beat me over the fence!"
I shouted as I was tied to t
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First attempt at a metal song
Run screaming
Throw away
Your false gods
Scream in terror
Die in my name
Forget free speech
You say what I say
Forget free will
You do what I want
Bow down
'Cause I'm your overlord
Scream to the heavens
'Cause I'm your overlord
Run to the hills
'Cause I'm your over-
I'm your puppet master
I'm the one
That everyone fears
I'm Jack The Ripper
You're the Victims of Changes
I see all
No white
No grey
Only black
Bow down
'Cause I'm your overlord
Scream to the heavens
'Cause I'm your overlord
Run to the hills
'Cause I'm your over-
[Bass Solo]
Forget free speech
You say what I say
Forget free will
You do what I want
Forget religion
You believe what I believe
Run in fear
'Cause I'm your overlord
Fight for me
'Cause I'm your overlord
Submit to me
'Cause I'm your over-
Bow down
'Cause I'm your overlord
Scream to the heavens
'Cause I'm your overlord
Run to the hills
'Cause I'm your over-
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Frame of Mind
The nurse sighed as she wrapped the bandages around a teenage boy's arm. "Andy, Andy, Andy… Why can't you keep out of trouble? This is the third time this month you've come here because of a fight. Now you've gone and broken your arm!"
Andy shrugged, taking extra care not to move his arm. "It's not like there's anywhere else to go. I'm not allowed to leave until I'm "better," remember?" He asked with a smirk.
"Oh, not this again!" The nurse exclaimed. "You're here because you're sick." She sighed as she finished his bandage and began wrapping the wet material that would become his cast. "Hold still, this needs to set…" She muttered as she wrapped the material around his arm.
Andy rolled his eyes but allowed her to wrap his arm. What was he to do? Protest? That could earn him two things: first, a lot of pain. Hey, broken arms hurt, you know. Second, he'd probably be sedated by the beefy guards standing by the door. "I'm not sick, you know." Andy said this defiantly, actually b
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A bored oneshot
"Scream for mercy, he laughs as he's watching you bleed,
Killer behind you, his blood lust defies all his needs."
Mak closed his eyes, humming along to the song. He'd heard of this band before and was interested in getting a CD since Obi and Holly were going to get him some things in his room. Mak had actually recently moved out of his house and away from his abusive parents. Unfortunately, the only way to tell was by his neck - if one would ever get him to wear something other that a turtle neck, then they'd see. They'd all see that he was right and not lying. The black haired kid shook his head, shuddering at the memory, before concentrating back on the music. He decided that he liked this band and picked up the CD from the shelf, titled "Killers." Mak fished into the pockets of his black jeans that were rather poorly fitting, and pulled out a 20 before handing it to the cashier to pay for the CD. He quickly collected his change and walked out, not feeling comfortable in such a publi
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Asexuality: destroying all prejudices

Way too many prejudices have been spread about asexuality, generally because of lack of information. This news article has been made for the sole purpose of - hopefully - eliminating them, and let everyone know what asexuality really is, and what it is not. It also aims to promote sites and links that can be useful to asexual people, to make them feel alright with themselves and part of a whole community.
What's asexuality? Asexual people are people who do not feel sexual attraction. This does not necessarily mean they are averse to sex, though: while most asexuals may prefer to not have it, some are just plain indifferent to it. Those who do choose to not have sex do not do so because of religious, moral or personal beliefs; they choose not to do it because of their lack of interest in it. But a complex matter such as asexuality could never be run out so easily, so let's precise a few, important things about asexual people and asexuality in general.
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United States
Name: Evan Lide
Age: 15
Music: I can play guitar and I sing. I've been playing guitar since July 4th 2008, and I've been singing since 2007. My favorite genres are Metal and Rock. As a guitarist, my main inspiration is Randy Rhodes. He was a wonderful guitarist that I have nothing but the utmost respect for. RIP Randy Rhodes. As far as singing, I'm not really sure. I've never really had any singers that I would consider an inspiration. I guess that if there was one, it'd be Bruce Dickenson of Iron Maiden. He's got a hell of a range and he's one of the best singers in all of metal.

A little about my art: I like to do traditional drawn art, but I have been gravitating towards digital art because of how difficult it is for me and my hardware limitations to upload traditional art. I don't use any particular equipment for my traditional art. Just a standard number 2 pencil and some computer paper. For my digital art though, I use Photoshop CS2, and a Wacom Bamboo Fun Medium. I love my tablet a lot. In other words, 'Itz blue!'

Current Residence: In my vampire castle
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Male Adult Large Shirt
Favourite genre of music: Metal
Favourite photographer: Myself ;D
Favourite style of art: Drawn
Operating System: Win 7
MP3 player of choice: iPhone
Wallpaper of choice: Facepalm Mosaic
Skin of choice: Zitless. Meaning, not mine.
Favourite cartoon character: The Sniper
Personal Quote: Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet. -The Sniper
[x] You rather be pale than tan.
[x] You like to eat or drink red things.
[ ] When you're kissing someone, you tend to bite them.
[ ] You're dark, mysterious, and seductive.
[x] You've tasted your own blood before and liked it.
[x] Being out in the sun too long makes you feel weak.
[x] You can appear threatening or dangerous to others.
[ ] You have incredible charm and can get people to do nearly anything.
[x] You're more active at night.
Total: 6

[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] You're incredibly physically strong and fast.
[X] You love the moon.
[x] You're very loyal.
[X] If you love someone, you'll do whatever you possibly can to protect them.
[X] You would go on a devastated rampage should your lover be harmed in any way.
[x] You like dogs.
[ ] You're fairly sturdy in stature
[x] You're either a good leader or a solitary person.=
[ ] You have a hard time controlling yourself half of the time.
Total: 6

[ ] You love cats.
[ ] You're lithe and agile. (I wish :P)
[ ] You could fall off of anything and always land on your feet.( I wish... <.<)
[ ] You like gymnastics.
[ ] You love to eat seafood.
[ ] You're affectionate and cozy.
[ ] If someone is able to sneak up on you and startle you, you nearly leap out of your skin or swat at them. (I AM this person.)
[ ] You like yarn.
[ ] You like chasing things.
[x] You're an excellent hunter.
Total: 1

[x] You're an outcast.
[x] You feel as if you're not truly alive.
[x] You'll moan when you're hurt rather than scream and cry.
[X] You tend to zone out.
[ ] You don't feel very smart.
[ ] You like worms.
[ ] You like taking things slowly.
[ ] You like odd foods.
[x] You prefer to suffer in silence.
[ ] You don't get much sleep.
Total: 5

[ ] You're invisible.
[ ] You have an oddly eerie presence.
[ ] You can send chills down a person's spine just by looking at them.
[x] You have messy hair that is partially/completely in your face.
[ ] You're incredibly gentle.
[X] You're very shy around someone you find attractive.
[x] You tend to simply disappear when no one's looking.
[x] You enjoy scaring people.
[X] You like the indoors.
[x] You are deeply connected to the ones you love no matter what happens.
Total: 6

[ ] You will eat just about anything.
[ ] You like to attack people verbally or physically.
[ ] You are thrilled if you can make someone bleed.
[ ] If you were with someone, you wouldn't care if you hurt them as long as you're getting what you want out of them.
[ ] You like stalking people.
[x] You find it fun to crawl into tight, small, cramped, dirty spaces.
[ ] You get hungry easily.
[ ] You like torture.
[ ] You live to hurt people.
[ ] You like the idea of being insane.
Total: 1

[ ] You're into Wicca/paganism.
[X] You like magical objects.
[ ] You believe in magic/can perform it.
[ ] You perform odd rituals on a daily basis.
[ ] People find you intolerably cruel.
[ ] You enjoy manipulating people.
[ ] You feel deeply in touch with nature and hate industrialization.
[ ] You love black cats.
[ ] You practice voodoo.
[ ] You tend to laugh hysterically while picking on someone you find attractive.
Total: 1

[ ] You have different personalities.
[ ] Your style could change from Goth to preppy in the same second.
[X] You're fickle.
[ ] You have more than one lover.
[x] You're unpredictable.
[ ] You would change yourself entirely to fit in/get a date.
[ ] You are fond of many different things.
[x] You can easily get out of trouble by changing your demeanor.
[x] You often say one thing and mean another.
[x] You like to leave your clothes on the floor after taking them off.
Total: 5

[x] You have a very bad temper.
[ ] You're usually angry.
[ ] You have to make other people miserable with every breath that you take.
[ ] You worship Satan.
[ ] You like pentagrams.
[X] You love to mess with people's heads.
[ ] You could do just about anything bad to someone and feel proud.
[ ] You laugh when other people are hurt.
[ ] Physically harming someone turns you on.
[ ] You respond to an insult by viciously attacking the other person.
Total: 2

[x] You're a very good person.
[x] You take care with everything you do.
[x] You can be extremely serious.
[ ] You're gentle and kind to even your worst enemies.
[ ] You cannot hold a grudge against anyone.
[x] You would gladly endure anything for the sake of the ones you love.
[ ] You're a virgin/have never kissed anyone/have never had a love.
[ ] People see you as being very pure.
[ ] You are obedient and follow rules without question.
[ ] You love God.
Total: 4

[ ] You enchant people.
[ ] You like organic things.
[ ] You're almost always smiling.
[ ] You love the world around you.
[X] You get attached to animals easily.
[ ] You're a walking-talking chick-flick/prince charming.
[x] You fall in love easily. (Too easily, as it happens)
[ ] You have a very bright/bubbly/friendly personality.
[ ] You don't HATE anyone.
[x] You like long hair.
Total: 3

So I'm a ghopirewolf? WAT.
  • Listening to: Enter Sandman
  • Reading: My journal
  • Watching: The news
  • Playing: The Game
  • Eating: Pizza
  • Drinking: Milk


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JSHADOWM Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy Solstice Celebrations.

or hell, Happy Birthday to Isaac Newton.

there is always a reason to celebrate december 25, have you noticed that? XD
WhiteWolfSentry Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
DIS IS ME< LEAVING YOU A MESSAGE! YEY (gahhh. can't draw with a mouse)
deviantART muro drawing Comment Drawing
JSHADOWM Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Mak you glass of orange juice, how are you?
AndreSpade245 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2011
Oh I've had better days, but I'm alright. You been doing well?
JSHADOWM Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
sorry for being late, i had to go to the toilet =P

and yeah, i am in fucking mediocrity too. "we had better days" seems to be the planet's motto right now. :XD:
AndreSpade245 Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2011
Longest dump ever.

Yeah, I found a guy I'm playing bass with now though. I just got back a few minutes ago, as it happens. He plays guitar. We pretty much like the same stuff, and he's better than I ever was on guitar. Best part is he's only 14! lol
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SoupyAssassin Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the fav!
the-b3ing Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2010  Student Digital Artist
Oh hai thar! :)

Thanks you for the watch man, it means a whole lot~! :D
AndreSpade245 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2010
Not a problem ^^
Untoldlover Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*chews your ankles*
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