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From the Desk of the Inferi by AndreSpade245, literature

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From the Desk of the Inferi

Journal, After conversing with the humans for a long period of time, the suggestion has been given to me that I keep a journal. Many humans call it a "diary," however my research has discovered that the term is commonly used by human females, which I do not identify with, thus I shall continue to call it a journal. The humans are an interesting species, they have a violent history, but they show great capacity for kindness on an individual level as well as a large scale. I question how one species can be so paradoxical, but my research should explain that as time goes on. I find Earth to be very cold, especially half way between the equat

Alien Poetry by AndreSpade245, literature

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Alien Poetry

I am everyone, and I am no one. I see all, and I see nothing. I hear all, and I hear nothing. I come from far away. My home can't be seen any more. I still remember the starset, From the night of my creation. I've come a long way, and I have grown since then. The humans call me "legion," Perhaps for good reason. I don't give it much thought, Because it's easier not to. They say I am avoiding pain By not thinking of the others, The other species I've united. "Why?" I ask. "They live on in me." They don't understand They never do, I can't expect much. I am together, and yet I'm alone.

Day 10, Creepers Like Explodin by AndreSpade245, literature

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Day 10, Creepers Like Explodin

Day 10, Creepers Like Exploding. (The handwriting in the journal is very shaky, as if written by someone in the opposite hand than they're accustomed to) I found out the hard way what one of those... those things does. The light normally makes those monsters burn, but not this one. I call it a creep, because it likes to creep up on you from behind. Fact is, it EXPLODES. Yeah, it bum rushes you and explodes you and the area you're in. My left hand is currently wrapped in some bandages made from some wool from some sheep I killed, so my writing isn't as good as it could be. The creep that explodes - it's upright like a human, but it has four

Day 1, Waking Up by AndreSpade245, literature

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Day 1, Waking Up

Day 1: I don't know what happened. I don't know where I am or how I got here. When I went to bed last night, I was in my house and on my bed, quite comfortable. When I woke up, I was on a sandy beach with an endless sea on my left and dry land on my right. I fear I would not have woken up at all if not for the crab-like creature that pinched my toe. Yes, a crab-like creature. Not a crab. I can't tell what it is for sure, as I have never seen anything like it before. For the first few minutes, I ran around like a chicken with its head cut off. This world was totally unfamiliar and seemed to defy the laws of physics; there was a floating islan

I would've been your daddy... by AndreSpade245, literature

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I would've been your daddy...

It was 2345 when a young babe' was born Cutest little thing that they ever did see But little did they know, old mom and dad, That this little babe' was a wolf in sheep's clothing It was 2350 and that lil' babe was wrecking everythin' in sight And one sunny day in 20- 2350 Old momma's daddy came This old granddaddy smiled a white smile Said "one day this babe'll be in the marines!" Gunshots overhead A whistle and my horse falls next to me Yelling and screaming, I turned to that man That grown up babe' A said to him, "I would've been your daddy," "but the dog beat me over the fence!" Yeah, he beat me over the fence! I lifted

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From the Desk of the Inferi by AndreSpade245, literature

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Alien Poetry by AndreSpade245, literature

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Alien Poetry

Day 10, Creepers Like Explodin by AndreSpade245, literature

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Day 10, Creepers Like Explodin

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Day 1, Waking Up

I would've been your daddy... by AndreSpade245, literature

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I would've been your daddy...

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A bored oneshot by AndreSpade245, literature

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A bored oneshot

"Scream for mercy, he laughs as he's watching you bleed, Killer behind you, his blood lust defies all his needs." Mak closed his eyes, humming along to the song. He'd heard of this band before and was interested in getting a CD since Obi and Holly were going to get him some things in his room. Mak had actually recently moved out of his house and away from his abusive parents. Unfortunately, the only way to tell was by his neck - if one would ever get him to wear something other that a turtle neck, then they'd see. They'd all see that he was right and not lying. The black haired kid shook his head, shuddering at the memory, before concentrat

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Desktop 11-18-09 by AndreSpade245, visual art

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About AndreSpade245

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July 6
United States
Deviant for 15 years
www.last.fm/user/TheBellTolls4Me

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Name: Evan Lide
Age: 15
Music: I can play guitar and I sing. I've been playing guitar since July 4th 2008, and I've been singing since 2007. My favorite genres are Metal and Rock. As a guitarist, my main inspiration is Randy Rhodes. He was a wonderful guitarist that I have nothing but the utmost respect for. RIP Randy Rhodes. As far as singing, I'm not really sure. I've never really had any singers that I would consider an inspiration. I guess that if there was one, it'd be Bruce Dickenson of Iron Maiden. He's got a hell of a range and he's one of the best singers in all of metal.

A little about my art: I like to do traditional drawn art, but I have been gravitating towards digital art because of how difficult it is for me and my hardware limitations to upload traditional art. I don't use any particular equipment for my traditional art. Just a standard number 2 pencil and some computer paper. For my digital art though, I use Photoshop CS2, and a Wacom Bamboo Fun Medium. I love my tablet a lot. In other words, 'Itz blue!'

Current Residence: In my vampire castle
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Male Adult Large Shirt
Favourite genre of music: Metal
Favourite photographer: Myself ;D
Favourite style of art: Drawn
Operating System: Win 7
MP3 player of choice: iPhone
Wallpaper of choice: Facepalm Mosaic
Skin of choice: Zitless. Meaning, not mine.
Favourite cartoon character: The Sniper
Personal Quote: Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet. -The Sniper

Favourite Visual Artist

Delthero

Favourite Movies

Gran Torino

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Iron. Fucking. Maiden.

Favourite Writers

KrazyKat91

Favourite Games

Team Fortress 2

Favourite Gaming Platform

Xbox 360

Tools of the Trade

Chisel, Pencil, Computer

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Videogames, Writing, Drawing, Guitar

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AndreSpade245

Aug 9, 2010

ghopirewolf

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VAMPIRE~ [x] You rather be pale than tan. [x] You like to eat or drink red things. [ ] When you're kissing someone, you tend to bite them. [ ] You're dark, mysterious, and seductive. [x] You've tasted your own blood before and liked it. [x] Being out in the sun too long makes you feel weak. [x] You can appear threatening or dangerous to others. [ ] You have incredible charm and can get people to do nearly anything. [x] You're more active at night. Total: 6 ~WEREWOLF~ [x] You have a bad temper. [ ] You're incredibly physically strong and fast. [X] You love the moon. [x] You're very loyal. [X] If you love someone, you'll do what

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AndreSpade245

Jul 25, 2010

Devious Journal Entry

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Can you answer 50 questions about just One person and have them do the same for you? Pick a friend and don't change half way through. !Delthero (https://www.deviantart.com/delthero) 1) What's their name ?Can you answer 50 questions about just One person and have them do the same for you? Pick a friend and don't change half way through. :iconDelthero: 1) What's their name? Jenna 2) Does he or she have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Yes 3) Do you get along with this person all the time? Yep 4) How old is the person? 19, I think 5) Has he/she ever cooked for you? Nope 6) Is this person the same age as you? I'm younger ;; 7) Have you ever kissed this person? HELL NO!

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AndreSpade245

Jul 11, 2010

Devious Journal Entry

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How much of your teenage life have you "messed up?" [x] Gotten kissed. [ ] Gotten a phone taken away in class. [ ] Gotten suspended. [x] Gotten caught chewing gum. [ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test . Total so far: 2 [ ] Arrived late to class more than 5 times. [x] Didn't do homework over 5 times. [x] Turned at least 3 projects in late. [ ] Missed school just because you felt like it. [ ] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class. Total so far: 4 [ ] Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school. [ ] Text people during class. [ ] Passed notes. [ ] Threw stuff across the room. [x] Laughed at the teacher. Total so far: 5

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JSHADOWM

Dec 25, 2011

Dude.
Happy Solstice Celebrations.

or hell, Happy Birthday to Isaac Newton.

there is always a reason to celebrate december 25, have you noticed that? XD

WhiteWolfSentry

Dec 22, 2011

DIS IS ME< LEAVING YOU A MESSAGE! YEY (gahhh. can't draw with a mouse)
deviantART muro drawing Comment Drawing

JSHADOWM

Sep 5, 2011

Mak you glass of orange juice, how are you?

AndreSpade245

Sep 6, 2011

Oh I've had better days, but I'm alright. You been doing well?

JSHADOWM

Sep 17, 2011

sorry for being late, i had to go to the toilet

and yeah, i am in fucking mediocrity too. "we had better days" seems to be the planet's motto right now.

AndreSpade245

Sep 17, 2011

Longest dump ever.

Yeah, I found a guy I'm playing bass with now though. I just got back a few minutes ago, as it happens. He plays guitar. We pretty much like the same stuff, and he's better than I ever was on guitar. Best part is he's only 14! lol

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SoupyAssassin

Jun 10, 2011

Thanks for the fav!